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HOWIE REYNOLDS
by Ron "Svengali G. Willickers" Ingels
& Glen "Gook Nukem" Bryant

NOTE: This drink was concocted after a full afternoon of listening to the band Less Than Jake. The name of the recipe comes from one of their lyrics that goes: "Cause Jen doesn't like to settle/ till she makes you feel like Howie Reynolds."

INGREDIENTS:

  • Gin (jen)
  • Ginger Ale
PROCEDURE:

Mix the gin with the ginger ale. That's it. Both Gook and I have canvassed bartenders in several major metropolitan areas and Starkville, and none of them have heard of this particular combination. So until I'm proven wrong, I'm claiming it as mine.

--sgw