MISTER HERMAN'S PERSONAL
SUPACHEEZ WARNING!

When cooking and consuming Shank Nutboy's marvelous dish/dip Supacheez, under no circumstances should you wash it down with a pint of apple cider and several fistfuls of Magic Stars cereal. (For those of you unfamiliar with Magic Stars, they are essentially generic Lucky Charms purchased from Food Max. However, the marshmallow shapes in Magic Stars are not readily identifiable, so we have christened them with such names as Cat Butt, Smurf Turds, Ebola and Alligator Dick, among others.)  People who have ever experienced the effects of sudden and massive amounts of cheese and fiber upon the digestive tract can attest that it can be violently unpleasant, and should be avoided at all costs.  I speak from personal experience, having spent well over an hour camped out in Shank's bathroom, which is hardly a place you'd want to be under ideal conditions, I can tell you. Supacheez is likely to do a number on your colon to begin with, without adding to the damage by consuming apple cider and Magic Stars.