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BUTTNOG
by a guy named Ed

NOTE: This drink is for taste only, and is best consumed in front of a warm fire, snuggled up to the hunny of your choice, or outside on a
frozen, snowy, or just plain butt-ass cold day, while submerged in a
hot-tub, spa, etc. Having hot chick in the hot-tub also is desirable. 

INGREDIENTS: 

  • 5 parts Eggnog (the store bought kind is ok, but it is best if it is home-made. Then, isn't everything?) 
  • 1 part Butterscotch Schnapps (I find that the Buttershots brand works well.) 
PROCEDURE: 

Mix all that shit together, get your hot-tub, get your hot-chick, and to quote that cool guy in the bar in the movie Weird Science, "Drank it!" 

--Ed