Data Sheet
Name: Edward R. Herman.
A.K.A.: Eddie; Ed; E.Herman.
Maritial Status: Single, though currently roommates with the disembodied noggin of a Borg.
Group Affiliation: Defacto president of The Manly Bladder Club. Mannequin head playmate of the month March 1987. Founder and president emeritus for Mister Herman's Mental Home. Former writer for an online humor magazine called The Finger.
Occupation: Mannequin head.
Chest: Non-existent. Waist: Again, none to speak of. Hips: Look, I'm tellin' you I'm just a head!
Height: 1'1" Weight: 3.2 lbs.
Turn-Ons: Head.
Turn-Offs: Chafing.
Last Good Movie I Saw: Kill Bill Vol. 1. Lotsa heads getting lopped off in that one!
Favorite Movies: Se7en. 8 Heads in a Duffle Bag. Head.
Last Bad Movie I Saw: Autumn in New York.
Biggest Influences: John the Baptist. Sir Walter Raleigh. That guy from Def Leppard's arm.
Favorite Music: Still can't get over the loss of Warren Zevon, cause he wrote my favorite song Roland the... well, you know.
Last Really Good Book I Read: Seems like I recall enjoying that special Orpheus issue of Sandman.
Ideal Evening: Sitting on top of a book case, collecting dust.
Long Term Goal: See above.
Short Term Goal: See above twice.
Last Words:
Hey! Quit tipping the shelf! I'm still up...
